Dear Karl

Mr. Rove,

I am a better American than you will ever dream of being, and I am a liberal.

Love,
Me.

PS: Tell that sanctimonious blowhard Bill O'Reilly that I'm a better American than him, too.

(God, I am sick of vomitous shit like this. And what really rankles me is that Dick Durbin apologized for something he had no reason to apologize for. I'm so sick of Democrats sticking their heads in the damn sand it's not funny. Come on, guys.)

(EDIT: Senator Durbin's name corrected. I had called him "Frank", probably thinking of Frank Drebbin. Whoops.)