Bad Joke Friday

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together.

At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting.

Bad Joke Friday

Maybe I've used this one before. Maybe I haven't. I dunno, it's still bad.

Bad Joke Friday (Saturday edition)

I had this selected, but I forgot to post it. Sorry!

(In the event this is too obscure)

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I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches.

But then I realized it would be a waist of time.

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Said the Left Eye to the Right Eye:

"Between us, something smells."

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The occasional feature triumphantly returns! For how long? Erm...we'll see!

(credit)

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A curious new establishment sprang up on the summit of Mount Olympus overnight. Where once the Gods would sit, there was now a fast-casual bakery-cafe featuring salads, sandwiches, bagels, and soup in bread bowls, staffed entirely by satyrs playing reed pipes. The Era of Zeus was over. The Pan Era had begun.

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A friend posted this on Facebook, and it is well and truly bad.

My dentist said he could put me under with gas, or with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.

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This is a real sign, by the way! It belongs to Ipswich Lumber and Hardware in Ipswich, South Dakota.

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How about another Star Trek joke, with a different franchise altogether thrown in just for good measure?

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I need to find more of these, because apparently more exist. If you're not up on your Star Trek: The Next Generation lore, there was a two-part episode where Captain Picard was sent on a special mission and replaced by Captain Jellico (Ronny Cox), who was a very strict, by-the-book kind of captain. Everybody hated him, but by the end he did manage to win over some respect from the crew by the time Picard returned.

But someone has decided to use screenshots from that episode to have Captain Jellico telling bad jokes, like this. I love it!

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Bad Joke Friday (Ides of March edition)

I saw this joke on Tumblr. I can't credit it because it's got over 12,000 notes (which means that it's been passed around that many times and tracing it back to the originator is an exercise in futility). I paired the joke with the painting because, hey, neat painting.

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Picking the low-hanging fruit is always advisable.

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(If you don't get the joke, there's a song....)

Bad Advice Friday

Not a joke, but it's still kind of funny (and I do not recommend doing this):

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Although given the fact that everyone I've already shown this to has laughed, it might actually be a good joke.

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