....there's no way in hell the studio is going to be okay with all aspects of the storyline (fascism sprung up from democracy, not an outside source; the hero is a fucking terrorist; etc.), it has Natalie Portman....
Well, I certainly can't think of how a movie could possibly be made starring Natalie Portman that involves a hero who does bad things and involves a democracy becoming a fascist regime. I mean, the idea of such a movie is ridiculous!
Now, back to my regularly-scheduled scouring of the Web for rumors about the new Star Wars movie, wherein Natalie Portman will watch her Jedi lover turn to the Dark Side and commit all manner of evil acts in assisting in the conversion of the Galactic Republic into the Galactic Empire....
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