So, no sooner do I say that "Gee, I'd like to see a round of the 'Five Questions' game start up again" than I see a round of the 'Five Questions' game start up again, here and here. So, anybody wanna ask me five questions? They can be hypotheticals, or anything you've ever wondered about Your Humble Narrator (within reason). Go for it, folks!
UPDATE: One taker, in comments. Any others? (Yes, this is mainly a shameless ploy to grab some easy blogging topics.)