I suspect that at least a few of my readers are baffled at the fact that, at least for now, I'm genuinely happy to be working as a clean-up guy at a grocery store. Well, I actually am enjoying the work, but if you'd rather see some context in which my current job looks even better than I already think it is, feast your eyes.
That third photo just kills me. I imagine this poor guy saying "Excuse me, Captain? I was reading a book last night and it mentioned something called a tripod. Do you think we could try--" "Shut up and go hold that thing up!"