Darth Swank opens a post thusly: "Last night, my lovely wife and I sat down to watch our new DVD of Dawn of the Dead." Suddenly, I'm wondering what their first date was like!
"Hey, I hear there's a midnight showing of Guzzlers of Blood III: Bring Your Own Bucket down at the Bijou this Friday. You wanna go with me?"
"Will you be embarrassed if I wear my black wig and vampire teeth?"
"Oh baby...."
The personal blog of author Kelly Sedinger, chronicling the adventures of one overalls-clad wanderer.
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