Frustrated by progress in the War on Terror? And looking to vent those frustrations through the use of combustible materials on this Fourth of July?
Well, it seems you can buy fireworks fashioned in the visages of the likes of Osama Bin Laden and Yasser Arafat:
"When lit, the bin Laden cone erupts in blood-red flames and screeches for 60 seconds. Two shots blow his head off."
The problem with modern American society is that we just don't burn enough effigies these days!