The Scene: The Store. The Players: Me, and a Co-worker who is a Mets fan.
COWORKER: Hey, I've got a chance this week to get the autograph of a former Met.
ME: Oh yeah? Who?
COWORKER: Our former closer.
ME: Oh wow! Julio Franco!
COWORKER: John Franco. Julio Franco is a first baseman.
ME: Wow. I suck.
COWORKER: There there....
So yeah. It was nice being a baseball fan, back in the day....