I suspect that around eight years ago, on a warm summer night, an exchange rather like this took place somewhere in the Midwest:
HIM: So, did you like Samurai Wars XXVII: Vampire Mechas Against Gorgothon, The Radioactive Monster That Ate Osaka?
HER: Oh my God, it was the best movie ever! (wipes tear from eye on his sleeve) Did they make a Samurai Wars XXVIII?
(beat)
HIM: (blurts out suddenly) Marry me!
Happy Anniversary, Darth and Mrs. Swank!
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