Nah, that's OK. We don't need the money here. Really.

Via Pandagon, I see that Ahmed Chalabi has finally seen his Golden Goose -- the United States government -- stop laying eggs.

Gee, if they still want to give out $335,000 a month to someone, I can name a Rust Belt city on the northern end of Lake Erie that could probably find a few good things to do with it. Like, oh, I dunno, schools and firehouses.