DENNIS! DENNIS! DENNIS!

As a lover of All Things Weird, it has dismayed me in past Presidential elections that the candidates always try to appear "normal". You know, "Look at me! I'm rolling up my sleeves, riding into town on a Harley, and clearing cedar from my two-hundred acre ranch just like all them regular folks who own two-hundred acre ranches! I'm Mr. Normal!" What I have always wanted is a candidate who stands up and says, "Ya know what, folks? I'm not normal. In fact, I'm pretty friggin' weird. And to prove it, here's what I'm gonna do!"

In that spirit, folks, I give you the man who will stand up for all the Lovers Of Weirdness in America: Dennis J. Kucinich!



(When I bemoan the lack of a weird candidate, I'm talking the major parties here. I could always find weirdness by the bucketload if I wanted to delve into the Libertarians or the Reform Party or the other strange ones you'll find at the bottom of the ticket. Oh, and the link is via Warren Ellis, who is drawn to weirdness like a moth to flame.)