:: I am painting the attic, even though it takes time away from writing a decent blog post.
:: Describe exactly how, when, and where your accident occurred?
:: Apparently, the Arizona legislature got sick of living in America and decided they'd rather live in Fascist Germany about 75 years ago. After all, you can't spell "Arizona" without the letters N, A, Z, and I.
:: To nobody’s surprise, Jeffy’s breath carries the awful stench of death.
:: You know, if legitimate skydiving mishaps resulted in perfect person-shaped holes in the ground I think that we’d all feel a little worse about enjoying old Looney Tunes.
:: Way to go, jackasses. Wake me up when you get to the 20th century. I have a feeling the 21st century is out of your reach right now...
That's about it. More next week.