Well, I figured it out about an hour ago.
I'm back, bitches.
(UPDATE: Well, apparently the link to the News's contest is now broken, since the original dated story has fallen into the archive for which you have to pay for access. This, despite the fact that the contest entry deadline isn't until next Tuesday.
If there's a more embarrassing website for a major newspaper in this country, I'd like to know about it. The Buffalo News website is total, complete crap. It's totally useless as a resource. It's 200