Ha!

At the end of yesterday's grab-bag post about Buffalo, I noted that I had no idea what kind of story I was going to do for the current Buffalo News short story contest.

Well, I figured it out about an hour ago.

I'm back, bitches.

(UPDATE: Well, apparently the link to the News's contest is now broken, since the original dated story has fallen into the archive for which you have to pay for access. This, despite the fact that the contest entry deadline isn't until next Tuesday.

If there's a more embarrassing website for a major newspaper in this country, I'd like to know about it. The Buffalo News website is total, complete crap. It's totally useless as a resource. It's 20067, and these guys are still working the Web as if it's still 1998.)