Yes, the Burst of Weirdness is back on its regular day! Joy! Rapture!
Anyway, Jayme links a site that provides instructions on how to construct an item of headgear that will protect you from being abducted by aliens.
What's even more amazing is the goofy smile on the face of the guy who was actually willing to have his photograph taken whilst wearing this thing, and posted on the Web. Now there's a guy with confidence!