Men have great difficulty with gifts. Here is a simple tip that will prevent a major tragedy: if your gift has Atkins-Friendly stamped all over it, you have just clicked on www.doghouse.com.
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(Hmmmm...I wonder what happens if one actually clicks on www.doghouse.com. Hmmmm....let's see....well, that's not a redirect I expected.)
(UPDATE: And then there's www.doghouse.org and www.doghouse.us. There doesn't appear to be a www.doghouse.gov, which strikes me as odd -- it seems the perfect domain for Erie County Executive Joel Giambra.)