Sunday, November 09, 2003

Wrath of the Northmen

Via Neil Gaiman I see that worship of Thor, Odin, Loki and all the rest of the Norse pantheon has been recognized as legitimate religious practice in Denmark. Upon receiving the news, residents of England's northeastern coast put new locks on all their doors.

Additionally, the Danish government has seized all documents and publications relating to this guy, on the basis that they are now religious relics.

In related news, representatives of Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins insisted that the author duo has no plans to write a series of turgid and boring books about Ragnarok.

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