Barkevious Mingo, who went to the Browns, may have the greatest name in the history of football. I just love that name. He sounds like something out of a pulp SF novel...like one of the natives of Barsoom met by John Carter in Edgar Rice Burroughs's Mars books.
Barkevious Mingo. I just like saying that name. Barkevious Mingo! Barkevious Mingo! And it's easy to type, too!
OK, I'm done. Sorry.