Marla pulled into Tom's driveway. Sure enough, the lights were all on, and she could hear the guys cheering and shouting already. They'd just got back from their five-day hunting trip, and now they were watching the Cowboys game they'd DVR'd. "Friday Night Football", they called it. It usually came before "Saturday Night Nookie With Another Woman", which was why Marla had cleared out her stuff the day before, and which was why she clicked 'send' on the text message to Tom and each of his buddies: "Giants 38, Cowboys 9". She drove away when she heard the shouts of consternation.
Heh, that'll teach him!
(BTW, Centusians, if anyone was wondering where I was for last week's Centus, this post explains. Some of you may find it mildly amusing!)