Sunday, August 09, 2009

How to insult Alan Bedenko

Alan Bedenko is apparently amused at the low-quality of insults directed his way by the local libertarian whom he enjoys taunting, so it seems to me that what's needed are better insults. Here are some trial-balloons for Alan's perusal. Let's see if these hit the mark!

:: Alan Bedenko wouldn't know a good pizza if it bit him on the arse.

:: Alan Benenko is too provincial and needs to see more of the world than his subdivision in Clarence.

:: Alan Bedenko's dream car is a Ford Pinto.

:: Alan Bedenko would know more if he'd quit drooling on the pin-ups of Sarah Palin and read a bit.

Anybody else?

1 comment:

Buffalopundit said...

Now THAT'S funny!