VOICEOVER: Boy, Karma keeps kickin' me in the pants. I'd thought I'd done pretty well at that last job I had, but to judge by the people who keep comin' up to me on the street and hockin' loogies on my shoes, I guess not. So after I ran into the hundredth woman who'd seen her son go off to war in some really hot and dusty country, or after I saw the fiftieth guy who'd lost his house when a really big storm hit that city down there where they make all that gumbo, I figured I had to do something to get back on Karma's good side. So I made myself a list, just like that guy Earl, of everything wrong I'd ever done. His list is a lot shorter than mine, though, but you can't cheat Karma! So I'm gonna start with Number #42 on my list: "Started a war on false pretenses against a non-threat of a country." My name is George!
I'll bet they could get a really long-lived series out of that premise....
(Apologies for the crappy photo editing!)
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