Short hits:
:: Nope, no double standard here. Move along. These aren't the droids you're looking for.
:: Geez, you mean we didn't actually win yet?
:: Geez, you mean we didn't actually win yet?
:: I didn't need to know about this.
:: Jacques Chirac is the greatest Head of State in the world! (Not really. Just trying to jolt this guy out of his current slump.)
:: Kudos to Senator Kerry. Cheez-whiz is disgusting. Provolone is my cheese of choice for a cheesesteak.
:: Today's entry in my newly-sporadic series, "Women Who Are Wwaayy More Beautiful Than Britney" is Gillian Anderson.
And for good measure:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!