Sunday, April 06, 2008

Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Here we go:

:: From the "Our school principal may be a moron, but he's our moron!" file, we have the tale of the eight-year-old kid who was suspended for three days from school (later reduced to one day) for the transgression of sniffing a Sharpie marker. Despite a toxicologist's testimony that one cannot get high from a Sharpie marker, this Bold Administrator of Staggering Backbone is sticking to his guns, and is banning permanent markers from school. Thank God this fellow is seeing to the needs of the children!


:: It appears that the world record for underwater ironing has been broken. I've been wondering when that record was going to fall. All that's left is DiMaggio's streak, and all the records of old will be gone!

:: Hockey playoffs without the Buffalo Sabres. That's pretty friggin' weird, I must say. Harumph.

:: Found yesterday at The Store, in our Bulk section: Gummi Army Guys. I can't tell you how much I think this rules.

All for this week. More next week!

1 comment:

Aaron said...

What?!? You can't get high off of Sharpies? I guess it has been the placebo effect all these years...