It's that time again -- Ask Me Anything! This used to be a February-only thing, but seeing as how it seems silly to only do it once a year, we now do it twice a year. Or something like that. Anyhow, all queries are welcome -- serious queries, unserious queries, queries about any topic at all.
Leave queries in comments herein, or e-mail them, or get 'em to me via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, or Google+. I'm everywhere, I am. It's like all the people who are normally around you are me! (I got that from an old SNL sketch in which Phil Hartman plays a drill sergeant.)
Anyway, the floor is yours, folks: Ask Me Anything!
UPDATE: There is no limit on the number of questions allowed. If you have eleven things you want to ask, go ahead and ask all eleven!