I can't believe I'm going to do this, but I just can't resist it. I'm going to steal an entire post from someone else. And not just the idea for the post, but the entire actual post. I hope you don't mind, Cal! (And if you want to comment over there rather than here, I'll completely respect that.)
Anyway, here are some burgers. Assuming that (a) you eat meat, (b) you like burgers, and (c) you see these on the menu somewhere, which one do you order?