"Home One, Agent Niner-five-alpha reporting in. I'm in position. Over."
"Acknowledged, Niner-five-alpha. What is the current status, over?"
"Looks like a soccer game, over."
"Can you identify the target, over?"
"Negative. Our opponents have decoys in play. Repeat, decoys in play, over."
"Niner-five-alpha, did you say, 'decoys', over?"
"That's affirm. Seven, with red hair. Target is apparently disguised as an eight-year-old youth. I cannot identify target from this distance. Require instruction, over."
"Niner-five-alpha, retreat from your position and reacquire target at the next location. Understood, over?"
"Understood. Proceeding to Chuck E. Cheese. Over."
"Acknowledged. Report when target acquired. Over."
So...which one of those carrot-topped kids is really a diminutive secret agent? Errr...I have no idea, actually. Pick one!