:: I'm with Lynn: I wouldn't try this, either.
:: Via Bella we see what you can do when you apparently have all of your ligaments removed from your body. Aieee!!! (There's a brief commercial first; that's not the actual video.)
:: I subscribe to Mental Floss, but I'd never much checked out the website, which turns out to be chock full of stuff you don't find in the already-fun magazine. One example: a history of Bud Bowl.
More weirdness next week.