"I'm sorry, Wes, but I'm afraid you have not been able to overtake the current leader, and thus, we have to say goodbye to you now. But we have some lovely parting gifts for you tonight: a Bunn coffeemaker, this matching set of deck chairs, and of course, all of our contestants get the Home Version of The 2004 Race Game, so you and your family will have hours of fun calling attention to the current Administration's failures. You've been a great contestant, though, and don't forget: you may be eligible for an appearance on the new show we're working on, which we are tentatively scheduled to debut at noon on January 20. You could play a Secretary on the new show, so keep your options open! Let's give Wes a nice hand, ladies and gentlemen!"
The personal blog of author Kelly Sedinger, chronicling the adventures of one overalls-clad wanderer.
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