"And these are--?" asked the lady in the floppy hat.
"Peas," said Farmer Jimmy, behind his stall at the market. "Two peas in every pod."
"Two. Two peas in a pod."
"Yessum...but these peas are three inches in diameter."
"These peas are genetically modified, aren't they?"
"Don't think so. Just good old SuperMegaTechnoCorp seed."
"OK, thanks." And the lady moved on to the next stall, not even looking at Farmer Jimmy's football apples. The exact size and shape, naturally, of a regulation football.
"Hippie farmers with their organic food," Jimmy growsed. "Probably wear tie-dye under their overalls, too."
And hey, Centusians, feel free to participate in my twice-annual Ask Me Anything! festival, in which you get to...well, you know.