:: I have The Daughter to thank for this. I've no idea how she developed such a warped sense of humor.
:: I can't imagine what the thought process was behind such a thing, other than to see if it could be done, but someone wrote a novel in which a word, once used, is never repeated. (PDF document.)
:: Unfortunately placed advertisements. Heh. Several of these cracked me up.
That's all. Embrace the weirdness!