Friday, October 04, 2013

The Law of Dietary Miracles

In any comments thread on a social media site pertaining to some new diet that someone is trying out, a commenter will report that a relative of theirs tried that same diet and hasn't had a migraine since.


Call me Paul said...

Also, their shit don't stink no more.

Anonymous said...

Apparently, many diets also require the dieter to tell everyone about it. Especially those beginning with the letter "v" for some reason.


fillyjonk said...

And then there will be that person declaring that the diet in question is horribly wrong, and the One True Diet is the one they follow.