The kind of weird thought that keeps me from achieving success

Regarding this clip from The Karate Kid:


I think it would be funny if this clip just went on and on and on, with the Evil Sensei just listing all these things that do not exist in his dojo.

FEAR does not EXIST in this DOJO, does it?

NO SENSEI!!!

PAIN does not EXIST in this DOJO, does it?

NO SENSEI!!!

DEFEAT does not EXIST in this DOJO, does it?"

NO SENSEI!!!

GHOSTS do not EXIST in this DOJO, do they?

NO SENSEI!!!

RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON does not EXIST in this DOJO, does he?

NO SENSEI!!!

A LARGE PIZZA WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND ACHOVIES does not EXIST in this DOJO, does it?

NO SENSEI!!!

ETHEL MERMAN does not EXIST in this DOJO, does she?

NO SENSEI!!!

In other news....