Always one to follow a meme-thing, here's one via Paul and Simon: you all get to ask me, well, anything. Just hop into comments and ask me something. In a few days when I've gathered enough questions, I'll come up with some answers. Some of them may even be honest!
So ask some questions. Weird stuff, not weird stuff, opinions, "Have you ever...", you name it. If I deem a question too outrageous, I'll just answer it in a mocking fashion. Bring it on.
UPDATE: Some good queries so far, so keep them coming! We're talking "anything" here, folks.
I have some reviews to catch up on for GMR, so I won't be posting Tuesday or Wednesday, and possibly not even Thursday. My plan is to start answering these queries over this coming weekend, so keep on posing questions! Note that there's no rule limiting commenters to one question, here.