Where's William Shatner when you need him....

A while back I pointed to this FilmScoreMonthly message boards thread, in which a really angry fan of the original Battlestar Galactica show is flinging feces in every possible direction in an effort to smear the current Battlestar Galactica show. Well, ten days later, the thread is still going strong, with Mr. Paddon still fighting the good fight...and now providing the helpful information that he's been actively writing fanfic for a website called GalaticaFanfic.com. Well, I'm always one to follow the linkie thingies wherever they go, and here's what I found at that sight:

:: A story, described by its author thusly: "A Battlestar Galactica/Dune/Lost in Space/Dracula/Clan of the Cave Bear/Fabulous World of Krypton Crossover Fanfic".

:: A poem called "There Are Those...Who Believe", which opens with this amazing stanza:

Journeying through the naked stars, we be
A rag tag fleet surviving the whims of villainy
Forced by betrayal, our homes to flee
Needs must we seek out Earth, the 13th Colony.

:: A Christmas song, called "Muffy the Red-Nosed Daggit".

:: A song called "You Are My Viper" (sung to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine").

I'm inevitably thinking of the immortal tagline from Wayne's World: "You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl."