Monday, January 03, 2005

Awkward Conversations

SETTING: The dinner table. We're having spaghetti. The Daughter has just twirled a big bunch of spaghetti onto her fork.

THE DAUGHTER: Look! My fork is a mummy!

ME: Wow, you know what mummies are?

THE DAUGHTER: There's a mummy in one of my books, but I don't know what they are. They're people that are wrapped in toilet paper or something.

ME: Oh! Well, then. Mummies are the way the people in Ancient Egypt, a long time ago, used to store their dead people. They wrapped them in bandages.

THE DAUGHTER: Ewwww! But when my great-grandma was buried, why didn't they wrap her in bandages?

It was all downhill from there.

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