The greatest force for evil in the sporting world, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, has apparently just discovered water slides.
God help me...there's just something a little bit endearing about this. There really, truly is. Of course, whatever it is that's a little bit endearing about this is totally outweighed by the colossal wrongness of this, but it's there.
(St. Tom the Overrated is having quite the time on this "organized-team-activity"-free lockout. First bad dancing, and now this!)