ME: Huh. It’s Saturday.
BRAIN: Ayup! Was it just last week that you forgot to do the Centus?
ME: Gotta bring that up?
BRAIN: You’re the lazy one, not me.
ME: But you ARE me!
BRAIN: Am not. I’m just along for the ride here.
ME: Oh whatever.
BRAIN: You know that look on your face right now? I finally understand the phrase ‘a deer in the headlights’!
ME: I see what you did there.
BRAIN: Really? I thought I was the brains of this outfit.
ME: We are SO screwed.
BRAIN: I wouldn’t say that we’re--Ooooh, look! Pie!
Yeah, I went all meta and stuff!