Friday, January 03, 2003

It's always fun in the wintertime when TV news meteorologists hedge their bets as a storm approaches, by forecasting "anywhere between six and sixteen inches of snow". In that spirit, I offer the following stunning predictions:

:: The number of players on the field in Super Bowl XXXVII, when the first points are scored, will be between 20 and 37.

:: The running time of Star Wars Episode III will be between 84 minutes and 329 minutes.

:: The 2003 New York Yankees will win between 45 games and 137 games.

:: The number of years George W. Bush will serve as President will be between 2 and 8.

:: The next President of the United States will be between the ages of 35 and 86.

You heard 'em here first.

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