It's that time again, folks!
Regular readers know the drill,
but in case you're new around here,
twice a year (February and August)
I solicit questions from readers
during the first couple weeks of the month
and then I spend the last couple weeks
Questions can be serious or silly,
profound or strange.
I reserve the right
to post silly answers
to silly questions,
but it's all in fun!
Ask Me Anything!
(Disclaimer: Anonymous commenting is still enabled, as spam activity has fallen off somewhat. Questions may be submitted in just about any way you can get hold of me: comment here, e-mail, Tweet, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, or scrawled on the back of any legal tender denomination of paper currency in the United States or Canada. You can even ask things on Google Plus, but...well, if you do that, I might not see it for quite a while.)