Friday, March 27, 2015

Bad Joke Friday

I went to a zoo the other day.

They only had one animal: A single dog.

What a Shih Tzu!


Roger Owen Green said...


Bill said...

Ouch. That's going to lodge in my mind like a caraway seed in a molar.

fillyjonk said...

That took me a moment.

Here's one, courtesy of one of my Soils students:

"What are you supposed to do when you see two snails get into a fight?"

"Nothing. Just stand back and let them slug it out."