Elen sila lumenn omentielvo!

Saturday, June 04, 2011

Saturday Centus

I'm doing the Centus on time today! Huzzah! This week we're limited to 25 words, plus the prompt. Hmmmm.

The End

"Now what?" said Prince Charming.

"That dragon carcass is gonna smell," said the Princess. "You oughta clean that up."

Silence....

"Why'd I rescue you, again?"

21 comments:

Jaquandor said...

I can't be the only one who thinks that the first night in the castle between Snow White and the Prince must have been pretty awkward, can I?

Dazee Dreamer said...

oh my hell. that was priceless.

Happier Than a Pig in Mud said...

Reality... can literally stink:@)

Nonna Beach said...

Hahahaha !
Great job and kudos for using the prompt as the title !

Jingle said...

fantastic.
love the dragon imagery.

jfb57 said...

Cheeky! Jenny won't be pleased though because you didn't use the prompt!

skoots1mom said...

you made me giggle...i know she didn't want to skin and cook that dragon, he would have been tough.

5thsister said...

The beginning is "The End" and the end is only the beginning! LOL! Perfect wake up call!

June Freaking Cleaver said...

That would pretty much sew it up for me!

cj Schlottman said...

Great imagery in this fun little story. You really have a way with words. Geez, I could smell the rotting dragon...........

Namaste...........cj

Rawknrobyn.blogspot.com said...

Very creative and amusing. I like it.

Sue said...

heehee

Very clever.

=)

Ames said...

Hahaha I love out takes!~Ames

Christine said...

She sure has some nerve, remember the feminist movement? that got rid of those niceties like taking out the garbage for us. This was a great post for the prompt!

Christy said...

LOL! love it! I love imagining what happens after the end of movies.

Jo said...

oh i just adored this! next time save a self sufficient woman from the dragon ... those princesses are mighty high maintenance!

Judie said...

The more things change, the more they stay the same!! Great take on the prompt!!

Bookie said...

Battle of the Sexes...will never have a The End. :)

Tgoette said...

Me thinketh that thy Princess is a royal pain! Loved this fun and amusing dialogue.

Anna said...

Very clever! I love fairy tales, even if some of them are very, very dark, in the original folk-tales.
Like the idea that "the end" is also "the beginning". You're quite the philosopher!
Best wishes,
Anna
Miss O'Hara's Last Words" SC wk 57

Jenny said...

Darn, you are so smart. I should have used the prompt as the title! Arrrggghh!!! Why didn't I think of that!

This was a neat twisty read. I love these short little gems this week.

What fun reading!