Like I said: Oy.
"Hello! Wake up! Wakey wakey!"
"Wake up, sleepy-head! Time to face the day! Oh, and nice sleeping cap. We don't wear those where I come from."
"Who are you?"
"I am the Ghost of Easter Future, bada-BING! And you've been very, very naughty."
"No I have not! I'm nice now. 'God bless us everyone,' remember? Tiny Tim's not even tiny anymore."
"What? Let me check my notes...what's your name?"
"Aww crap, you're not the CEO of British Petroleum. Sorry to wake you. I'll go now."
"Wait! Are those canoli?"
I'm not thrilled by this, but the picture prompts always throw me off....