Headline on Mashable.com:
Getting hit in the face with a pie will always be funny
But then they show this video of a kid playing a game called "Pie Face" with his grandfather. It's a game of chance where, if you lose, a dollop of whipped cream about two inches in diameter gets plopped onto your nose.
That is about as much getting hit in the face with a pie as those post-game baseball celebrations where the "pie" is a towel shmeared with shaving cream.
This is a pie. Get it right, America!
In other news, it's entirely possible that I have issues, and all the writing I've been doing is getting to my brain....