Adventures on Twitter: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

That was the hashtag someone unleashed upon the world last night, and it resulted in a lot of fun tomfoolery as you tried to sum up film plots, in 140 characters, in ways that don't really do very good justice to the movies. Here are my submissions!

Guy with awful taste in meat helps FBI catch a guy with awful taste in clothes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) September 6, 2014

This dude alternates between abiding and making sure the aggression does not stand, man. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) September 6, 2014

"A ghost and a prince meet, and everyone ends in mincemeat. " (Apologies to the songwriter) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) September 6, 2014

Bored convalescent photographer eschews all his other windows. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) September 6, 2014

Farmboy gets aunt and uncle killed; atones by saving the Galaxy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) September 6, 2014

Adventures of a cop who solves murders and helps build barns. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kelly Sedinger (@Jaquandor) September 6, 2014

I don't feel the day was entirely wasted!