Avast ye, Maties!

Heave that sail to the starboard, for a battle for the ages is brewin' on the high seas! Yes, two of the greatest Commanders to ever set sail on the high seas will set their cannon on one another's ships, in me own kitchen! Behold!



Yarrrrr!

(My money's on the Captain, because he's got his cutlass at the ready. No leaving it in the scabbard for him! But that Admiral's got a cannon at the ready. Hmmmmm. And yes, I'd probably eat Lutefisk if you sold it to me in a package with a pirate on it.)