Justin Timberlake, on the Janet Jackson nipple exposure: "I regret the wardrobe malfunction."
We should hear more like this! How about George W. Bush: "No WMDs? I regret the intelligence malfunction."
Filmmakers Dean Devlin and Roland Emmerich: "Godzilla sucked? We regret the screenplay malfunction."
Former Red Sox Manager Grady Little: "We lost Game Seven of the ALCS? I regret the pitching staff management malfunction."
Whoever decided to go with "New Coke": "We regret the cola flavor malfunction."
Skater Tonya Harding: "I regret the lead pipe malfunction."
Any other suggestions, folks? Let 'em fly!
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