"Cue the sun!" - The Truman Show
Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Second Hand Lions: "Sometimes the most important things for a man to believe in are the things that might or might not be true."That's totally from memory so it might not be word for word correct.
"These go to eleven."
"I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?" - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
"I love Italian . . . and so do you.""Yes."
"You'll excuse me Jesse if I don't think masterbating, eating Cheetos, and smoking pot constitutes big plan's"breaking bad
Colonel Sanders: You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.Dark Helmet: What happened to then?CS: We passed it.DH: When?CS: Just now. We're at now-now.DH: Go back to then!CS: When?DH: Now.CS: Now?DH: Now!CS: We can't.DH: Why?CS: We missed it.DH: When?CS: Just now!DH: When will then be now?CS: Soon.
"This is definitely Lower Wacker Drive. If my estimations are correct, we should be very close to the Honorable Richard J. Daley Plaza."
"Hey, these aren't my rules. Come to think of it, I don't have any rules."
"Look, I'm sorry your life turned out so bad. But don't blame me you messed it up yourself. You just focused on the bad stuff when all you had to do was... let go of the past and keep moving forward...""Hmm, let's see... take responsiblity for my own life or blame you? Dingdingdingdingding! Blame you wins hands down!"
"Did you see that?""No! And neither did you."
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