ME: I think I'm gonna go home, do the normal stuff -- relax, quick nap, shower, dinner -- and then get some writing done.
[CUT TO LATER -- MY APARTMENT]
ME: Ahhhh, good to be home! Change clothes...put new ice cream in freezer...open up computer, check e-mail...huh, seems I got a package in the mail, wonder what it is....
ME: Well played, Productivity Gods. Well played, indeed.
[I look at the book I'm already reading and enjoying, but for which I suddenly feel significantly less enthusiasm....]