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Monday, March 18, 2013

Curse you, Productivity Gods!

COWORKER: So, what're you gonna do tonight?

ME: I think I'm gonna go home, do the normal stuff -- relax, quick nap, shower, dinner -- and then get some writing done.

COWORKER: Cool!

[CUT TO LATER -- MY APARTMENT]

ME: Ahhhh, good to be home! Change clothes...put new ice cream in freezer...open up computer, check e-mail...huh, seems I got a package in the mail, wonder what it is....

Oh, productivity...how I miss you...but not right now, 'K? #GuyGavrielKay #RiverOfStars #swoon

ME: Well played, Productivity Gods. Well played, indeed.

[I look at the book I'm already reading and enjoying, but for which I suddenly feel significantly less enthusiasm....]

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