Elen sila lumenn omentielvo!

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Sunday Burst of Weird and Awesome

Oddities and Awesome abound!

:: I've written before of my love of flashlights, so I have to admit that I was tempted by Toolmonger's review of a 400-lumen tactical flashlight. My brightest flashlight at the moment tops out at 225 lumens. Not enough!

:: Bitter dad is bitter. Heavens!

:: Justin F***ing Bieber wore overalls the other day...to meet the Prime Minister of Canada. I'm not sure what the worst part of this is. If I was going to meet the President of the United States, I promise I would not wear overalls. Even I have my limits. And besides...Justin F***ing Bieber. The notion of that talentless little tosser donning overalls makes me want to burn my wardrobe...reminding me of this exchange from Much Ado About Nothing, in which the Messenger in Scene One inquires as to Beatrice's opinion of Benedick:

MESSENGER: I see, lady, that the gentleman is not in your books.

BEATRICE: No, an’ he were, I would burn my study.

I'm kinda conflicted. On the one hand, maybe Justin F***ing Bieber's appearance in overalls will spur them to a greater acceptance among the world's fashionistas...but on the other...nah, you know what? I'm not that conflicted, as I don't care about what the world's fashionistas think, and f*** Justin F***ing Bieber, anyway.

Oh well...more oddities and awesome next week!

(Justin F***ing Bieber. Of all the #$*&%^!!....)


Kal said...

Don't even get me started on that Idiot Bieber. I swear he just gets worse every year. But don't worry. Selena is THIS CLOSE to snapping his neck like a chicken wing.

Roger Owen Green said...

So I take it you're not a fan of Justin Bieber? I am astonishingly oblivious to him, for the most part.

Kelly Sedinger said...

Roger: Meh, I'm mostly oblivious to him. I've heard some of his singing and I don't hear any sense of talent from him, so I think he's just a typical 'flavor of the month' teen idol who happens to be outlasting the normal shelf-life for such folks. It's just him wearing overalls to meet the PM, for God's sake!!!

Lynn said...

400 lumens? [rude noise] The other day Number One Son was showing off his brand new Cree 900 lumen LED flashlight.

Roger Owen Green said...

Bieber and GORDON LIGHTFOOT played at the halftime show for the Grey Cup (the CFL championship).