Of the teevee shows you watch these days, how many of them do you actually watch on the teevee in their actual timeslot on whatever network carries them, as opposed to DVRing or Hulu-ing or On Demanding or downloading?
UPDATE: Speaking of teevee...as this post went live, the first Presidential debate was starting up. If you're looking for alternate viewing, go to the next post down (or just scroll to it, if you're on the main page) and watch me getting hit with pies, if you haven't watched the latest one yet. It's good! Trust me! At least it's gotta be more fun than watching Romney talk.