Elen sila lumenn omentielvo!

Monday, March 28, 2011

A Promise

If and when I am ever a published author, if you give me a bad review on your blog, I promise that I will not show up in your comments section and make an ass of myself.

You have my word, folks!


M. D. Jackson said...

Wow! Now that's embarassing!

Jedediah said...

Wow, that was ... embarrassing. Although I may adopt Hypnotically Gino if I ever want a goofy non-player character for some RPG.

fillyjonk said...

Wow. Just....wow.

I'd like to have about 1/15 of that individual's self-confidence. (Much more than that would lead to insufferability, but I think I could do with a bit more self-confidence)

csmith2884 said...

Best laugh in a long time. Great post.

Kerry said...

She seems like a lonely kook. It made me sad.

But not as sad as her demolition of the English language.

Call me Paul said...

As I read that hilarious comment thread, this is a promise you are making to yourself. "Dear self, Promise me you will never make such an ass of yourself." Ms. Howlett need not worry. She is in such illustrious internet company as Anne Rice, who put both feet, and several of her empty shoes into her mouth in an Amazon.com review thread a few years ago. Unfortunately, Ms. Howlett is not in the same category as Ms. Rice when it comes to her actual writing, which could probably win a Bulwer-Lytton contest. Twice.